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  • The hitchhikers guide to Data Quality

    The hitchhikers guide to data quality has this to say about enterprise data; "Enterprise Data is big. Really big. I mean, you might think that the spreadsheet you saw accounting using last Thursday was huge, but thats just nothing compared to enterprise data, just listen..." After a while, the style settles down a bit and [...]

    9/29/10 • (1)

  • Bill’s Epic data project Fail- a cautionary tale

    In which Bill decides that data profiling is not necessary. We sit down to keyboard to tell a sad tale Of data project manager Bill, and his epic huge fail Bill thought he had all that it took He looked through the data model, "It reads like a book" He happily flipped through tables and [...]

    9/22/10 • (1)

  • Cloudy thinking in the cloud

    Maybe its just me, but the hype about "the cloud" seems to just keep growing. I think that not since the concept of vaporware was created has the moisture content been so high in information technology circles, the relative humdity is making my brain all foggy. It seems like everything just somehow gets fixed by [...]

    8/23/10 • (1)